Once more, let me share with you at least compiled doses of:
- Some new knowledge learned
- Something funny or comic
- Something inspiring
First on SOMETHING NEW that I've learned:
During the school break, I took the opportunity not only to go on vacation to my hometown nearly half way across the Pacific, but also to have a good physical check up. Everything turned turned out OK, thankfully, but in the process, I learned a little bit more about this most amazing machine with no equal, even by today's latest technology: the human body.
Here are a few interesting bits of bio-data:
- Our circulatory system, with the heart as the central organ, pumps 10 pints of blood every minute - and up to 30 pints of blood during brisk exercise - through about 60,000 miles of arteries, veins, and capillaries.
- An average adult body holds from 8 to 10 pints of blood which contains some 25 trillion red cells (for carrying oxygen) and 25 billion white cells (for fighting disease). Some white cells have a life cycle of only about 12 hours, while the red cells have a life cycle of about 120 days.
- Our body is 2/3 water, about 10 gallons of it, or 60% of an average person's weight.
- Our body also has an odd assortment of other substances: enough fat for seven cakes of soap, enough lime to whitewash a small shed, the carbon equivalent of a 28-pound bag of coke, enough phosphorus to make 2,200 matches, an enough iron equivalent to a one-inch nail.
- We also have a spoonful or more of sulfur and an ounce of various other metals, other than iron. That's quite an assortment that our body needs in order to function efficiently. If there are deficiencies in any one of them, it would affect our normal body's functions. For example, if our diet is deficient in iodine, the thyroid gland enlarges, causing the dramatic swelling in the neck (goiter). All the factors or elements necessary for our health are taken in through our food - all except one: the oxygen that we breathe.
- A human baby starts out with 305 bones, some of which fuse together as it develops until there are about 206 (with some variations), operated by 650 muscles and more than 100 joints. The tendons anchoring muscle to bone are strong enough to withstand 8 tons per square inch of stress, with the thigh bone taking a strain of half a ton per square inch while walking! Can you imagine the stresses than those Olympic athletes - particularly the gymnasts - have to be able to withstand?
Our complex human machinery is encased in a flexible, waterproof covering that is our skin. An average man has about 20 square feet of it. This skin covering wears away and is replaced every few weeks. It also has about 5 million hairs, each lasting about 3 years, and has about 4 million embedded "receptors" that enable us to feel, distinguish between hot and cold, and experience pain or comfort.
We need "fuel" in order to sustain the body's operating needs. In a lifetime, an average person consumes about 50 tons of food and at least 11,000 gallons of liquid.
Physically, contrary to popular belief, modern man is shorter compared to his earlier ancestors. Based on skeletal studies, with slight variations, over the ages, we have lost an inch at an average height of 5'8" compared with the average 5' 9" for the stone age man (400,000 to 8,000 B.C.).
Now for SOMETHING FUNNY:
Politics is in season, so here's some jokes about politicians:
"Some of our Congressmen (and Senators too) drink more than they can stand."
"How do you know?"
"Why, I read the other day in the paper about one member who made a speech from the floor of the House."
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Steet Orator: "We must get rid of radicalism, Socialism, Bolshevism, Communism and Anarchism."
Voice from the Crowd: "And while we're about it, why not throw in rheumatism?"
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"Father," said the small boy, "What is a demagogue?"
"A demagogue, my son, is a man who can rock the boat himself and persuade everybody that there's a terrible storm at sea."
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Son: "Pa, what is a politician?"
Father: "Son, a politician is a human machine with a wagging tongue."
Son: "Then what is a statesman?"
Father: " It is an ex-politician who has mastered the art of holding his tongue."
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Disappointed Candidate: "And I thought I sure heard the voice of the people calling me."
Friend: "It must have been yourself thinking out loud."
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"What would be a good way to raise revenue and still benefit the people?"
"Tax every political speech made in this country."
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Acknowledgement: Above jokes were taken from 10,000 Jokes, Toasts and Stories compiled by Lewis and Faye Copeland, copyrighted 1939, 1940, and published by Doubleday & Company, 1965.
And for our final dose, here's an INSPIRING VERSE from Helen Steiner Rice:
Look on the Sunny Side
There are always two sides,
the GOOD and the BAD,
The DARK and the LIGHT,
the SAD and the GLAD --
But in looking back over
the GOOD and the BAD
We're aware of the number
of GOOD THINGS we've had --
And in counting our blessings
we find when we're through
We've no reason at all
to complain or be blue ---
So thank GOD for GOOD things
He has already done;
And be grateful to him
for the battles you've won.
And know that the same GOD
who helped you before
Is ready and willing
to help you once more ---
Then with FAITH in your heart
reach out for GOD's Hand
And accept what He sends,
though you can't understand ---
For OUR FATHER in heaven
always knows what is best,
And if you trus in His wisdom
your life will be blest,
For always remember
that whatever betides you,
You are never alone
for GOD is beside you.
There are always two sides,
the GOOD and the BAD,
The DARK and the LIGHT,
the SAD and the GLAD --
But in looking back over
the GOOD and the BAD
We're aware of the number
of GOOD THINGS we've had --
And in counting our blessings
we find when we're through
We've no reason at all
to complain or be blue ---
So thank GOD for GOOD things
He has already done;
And be grateful to him
for the battles you've won.
And know that the same GOD
who helped you before
Is ready and willing
to help you once more ---
Then with FAITH in your heart
reach out for GOD's Hand
And accept what He sends,
though you can't understand ---
For OUR FATHER in heaven
always knows what is best,
And if you trus in His wisdom
your life will be blest,
For always remember
that whatever betides you,
You are never alone
for GOD is beside you.
